Walking Down The Road – Ted Chippington

I was walking down the road the other day and this bloke comes up to me and asks, “How far to the train station?”

“ONE MILE,” I said in a husky voice.

“ONE MILE?” he said, imitating my voice.

“Aye, ONE MILE,” I repeated, deep and throaty – “Roughly speaking.”


Original below, by Ted Chippington, whose act Stewart Lee describes as “a mixture of surrealism and insolent provocation and uncompromising boredom.”