I was walking down the road the other day and this bloke comes up to me and asks, “How far to the train station?”
βONE MILE,β I said in a husky voice.
βONE MILE?β he said, imitating my voice.
βAye, ONE MILE,β I repeated, deep and throaty β βRoughly speaking.β
Original below, by Ted Chippington, whose act Stewart Lee describes as “a mixture of surrealism and insolent provocation and uncompromising boredom.”