I was walking down the road the other day and this bloke comes up to me and asks, “How far to the train station?”
“ONE MILE,” I said in a husky voice.
“ONE MILE?” he said, imitating my voice.
“Aye, ONE MILE,” I repeated, deep and throaty – “Roughly speaking.”
Original below, by Ted Chippington, whose act Stewart Lee describes as “a mixture of surrealism and insolent provocation and uncompromising boredom.”