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London places I like (and so might you)
Churches
I recently (2025) realised that I often pop into churches and cathedrals when on hols but haven’t done so in London. No longer. I’ve overcome my fear that they’ll realise I’m an atheist and get security.
St Paul’s Cathedral – ridiculously touristy. It’s possible to skip the queue and enter for free if you (say you) want to pray; however, that just gets you into a small side chapel. Not recommended.
St Bartholomew the Great, “London’s oldest surviving parish church” – peaceful and great, free entry. As featured in Four Weddings and Funeral. Recommended.
London Oratory, also known as the Brompton Oratory – peaceful, great, free entry. “Behind a marble pillar on the right inside the front door can be found a dead letter drop site used by the KGB in the height of the Cold War.” Recommended.
Westminster Cathedral (not to be confused with the Abbey) – a bit noisy due to mild signs of tourism and people having a seat and a chat. Partially recommended.
To be continued. Next on the list, Southwark Cathedral.
Other places
This section is desperately out of date (peak accuracy around 2012 and probably biased towards Kilburn and surrounds), poorly organised, geographically suspect. A PhD student once confessed that they found a few good places for first dates below.
Cafe Deco. Store Street. Panini, pasta, jacket potato.
Chetinad. “Welcome to Chettinad, the world of phenomenal South Indian cuisine. Chettinad is a small village in the Southern Tamil Nadu State of India. Chettinad is known for its culinary delicacies and now is one of the many reasons why people get to know Chettinad.”
ICCo. Pizza – café/takeaway vibe. Cheap, quick – good if you’re late for something or someone.
The Lamb. Very civilized pub; tends to be frequented by local academics.
Freedom Bookshop also home of Freedom Press. Independent bookshop with plenty of Kropotkin, Goldman, and friends.
The Book Club. Hipster sightings. Good bar/café. Table tennis table.
Jaguar Shoes. Saw a few nice experimental bands here. Colourful happy bar upstairs (could be a modern art gallery gift shop – supposed to be a compliment); gig venue downstairs.
Mien Tay. On the “Pho Mile“; fully licenced Vietnamese restaurant.
Power Lunches (defunct?). Experimental music punk place with a squat feel to it. “Watch out for the f***ing spaghetti underfoot, cos you’re gonna slip,” says Anon.
Sebright Arms. Live music in the basement; nice pub on ground floor.
Camberwell
FM Mangal. Turkish restaurant (Guardian review here)
Dublin Castle. I saw Luxembourg play here in 2007 (try this song). I decided that night to try to find a way to move to London. It’s a great venue.
Egg. Not quite Camden but 15 mins walk from Camden Road overground; north of Kings X. House, techno, massive place. Open 11pm on Saturday eve to 10am(!) Sunday.
Hawley Arms. Pub. Great indie music vibe. Friendly crowd.
KOKO (Mornington Crescent). Huge live music venue and club.
ICA and the bar there. Arty types. Minimalist. Quiet. Good friendly relaxed vibe. Excellent bookshop attached.
The Social. Lovely place – compact, good sound – have seen wonderful bands there. Unusual for such a great place to be so near Oxford St! Seems to have survived Covid.
Troy 22 – I’d just describe this place as LOL. It’s great. And survived pandemic (last checked Sept 2022). Cheery upstairs dive bar that should be a basement.
Retro Bar – “Occupying a site which has been a pub since the 17th century, Retro Bar has been a secret haven for the eccentric and the alternative LGBTQIA+ crowd since the 90s.” (Last check Oct 2022)
Waterstones top floor cafe, Piccadilly
Crouch End
Bistro AIX. “North London’s top French bistro” (haven’t been yet).
Les 2 Garçons. For people who have “a membership to the Royal Academy that they fear they don’t use as regularly as they should” (haven’t been yet).
Bookery Gallerie – secondhand bookshop, gallery, creative space (the kind of place that has experimental electroacoustic nights during which you are passed a microphone and encouraged to contribute)
Farringdon
The Betsey Trotwood – lovely pub with good pub food, saw Martin Creed play there Jan 2024
Lexington – the Chap (the best band in Europe) play here now and again
Kennington
Toulouse Lautrec. Live jazz upstairs – really surprisingly fantastically good jazz. Good food.
Kilburn/Queen’s Park/East Kilburn/Whamp
Barraco. Great Brazilian restaurant – cafe/bar vibe. I hope it still exists. Maybe now (Dec 2023) called Kaipiras. Shall investigate.
Betsy Smith. Great food, funky decor, mostly mainstream dancey music kinda place.
Betty’s (Belsize Road). Deli; good coffee.
Little Bay. Very cosy place with booths and balconies – have a look at the pics to see!
Offside books: secondhand bookshop, opened 2015. Loads of a fiction and poetry. A few nice philosophy, science, and maths books too (and improving every week).
Priory Tavern. Good beer, food, often live music, board games, and occasional cat wandering around. I knew this would be a great place when, during the 2011 riots, when everyone else was tweeting about cars on fire, they tweeted that they’re still open with 2-for-1 cocktails.
Queen’s Park Books. Support your local bookshop so it doesn’t disappear like Zadie Smith’s childhood favourite Kilburn Bookshop.
Herman Ze German. (There’s a couple of these: go for the Soho one.)
Vauxhall
Bonnington Cafe. Vegetarian BYOB cafe. Book first via their web page! Warm, cosy, friendly place and CLOSED.
Tamesis. Boat bar with great views of the Thames. Music: Beyonce and thereabouts at the beginning then moving on to early 2000s speed garagey type stuff, Disclosure, etc. Dancing on the lower floor. Crowded on a Friday eve, especially afterwork.
Waterloo/Southwark
ScooterCaffè. Cosy cafe/bar. Frequented by artists.