A Militia major is driving along when he sees a militiaman standing with a penguin.
“Take him to the zoo,” he orders.
Some time later the same major is driving along when he sees the militiaman still with the penguin.
“What have you been doing?” he asks. “I said take him to the zoo.”
“We’ve been to the zoo, Comrade Major,” says the militiaman, “and the circus. And now we’re going to the pictures.”
(From the opening of Death and the Penguin, by Andrey Kurkov.)
Suggested citation: Fugard, A. (2025, January 31). A Militia major is driving along when he sees a militiaman standing with a penguin [blog post]. https://andifugard.info/a-militia-major-is-driving-along-when-he-sees-a-militiaman-standing-with-a-penguin/
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