I had a Dongee
Who would not speak
He wouldn’t hop
He wouldn’t creep
He wouldn’t walk
He wouldn’t leap
He wouldn’t wake
He wouldn’t sleep
He wouldn’t shout
He wouldn’t squeak
He wouldn’t look
He wouldn’t peep
He wouldn’t wag
his Dongee tail.
I think this Dongee’s
going to fail.
Suggested citation: Fugard, A. (2025, January 30). I had a Dongee, by Spike Milligan [blog post]. https://andifugard.info/i-had-a-dongee-by-spike-milligan/
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