Akamai / Uniqlo tee – Andi Fugard (∧⇒)

In case you too were wondering what the code does on this Uniqlo tee…

I had a mildly mangled OCR output; however, it gave me enough to Google someone else who got all the t-shirt text:

#!/bin/bash
eval "$(base64 -d <<< 'IyEvYmluL2Jhc2gKCiMgQ29uZ3Jhd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')"

Next, put the base64 bit through a decoder to check it doesn’t do anything dodgy:

#!/bin/bash

# Congratulations! You found the easter egg! ❤️
# おめでとうございます！隠されたサプライズを見つけました！❤️

# Define the text to animate
text="♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥PEACE♥FOR♥ALL♥"

# Get terminal dimensions
cols=$(tput cols)
lines=$(tput lines)

# Calculate the length of the text
text_length=${#text}

# Hide the cursor
tput civis

# Trap CTRL+C to show the cursor before exiting
trap "tput cnorm; exit" SIGINT

# Set frequency scaling factor
freq=0.2

# Infinite loop for continuous animation
for (( t=0; ; t+=1 )); do
    # Extract one character at a time
    char="${text:t % text_length:1}"
    
    # Calculate the angle in radians
    angle=$(echo "($t) * $freq" | bc -l)

    # Calculate the sine of the angle
    sine_value=$(echo "s($angle)" | bc -l)

    # Calculate x position using the sine value
    x=$(echo "($cols / 2) + ($cols / 4) * $sine_value" | bc -l)
    x=$(printf "%.0f" "$x")

    # Ensure x is within terminal bounds
    if (( x < 0 )); then x=0; fi
    if (( x >= cols )); then x=$((cols - 1)); fi

    # Calculate color gradient between 12 (cyan) and 208 (orange)
    color_start=12
    color_end=208
    color_range=$((color_end - color_start))
    color=$((color_start + (color_range * t / lines) % color_range))

    # Print the character with 256-color support
    echo -ne "\033[38;5;${color}m"$(tput cup $t $x)"$char\033[0m"

    # Line feed to move downward
    echo ""

done

Now over to my tilde.club Linux account, here’s what it does:

Suggested citation: Fugard, A. (2025, August 6). Akamai / Uniqlo tee [blog post]. https://andifugard.info/akamai-uniqlo-tee/

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